Blind Date Generator

This blind date generator is entirely based on The Guardian's Blind Date column. All the answers here are taken from real answers. There may be glorious non-sequiturs (chopsticks in a burger joint? Claiming to be the same age when there's a ten year gap?) but put that down to the wonderful, drunken, nervous, messy memories of our daters.  

This is a fully functioning prototype - I just need to add a lot more data to it and some better styling.